Saturday, 5 July 2014

My Top 25 Baby Making Music....

When I was much YOUNGER, I always thought that to have great SEX, music was a good catalyst....and somewhere in my naivety, my first time was going to be the PERFECT love-making scenario (and mills and booms didn't help) characterised with candles, petals, nice wine, beautiful words and oh....great music in the background. Hahahah.

If I thought that my high school INNOCENT love was the bad boy Chidi, then "Savage Garden- I knew I Loved You" was gonna be my undoing....But No....This young lady then was far too innocent....And then, I thought about how much I had fallen madly in young LOVE with my charming Yemi....And "Case - I'm Missing You" was our love song. And the crazy CHILLS I get every time I hear that song, was indication of the POWER it had to drive me crazy....like crazy dripping....and hoping to be saved by my knight in shining armour, who I knew was missing me too...And, I was sure, I would pop my CHERRY to that song, me flat on my back, naked and ready as he kisses my forehead down to my NAVEL....But Errr.... The ways of Alex are not the ways of the world....Hehehe....That didn't happen either! Chai! I was too stingy with my P or he was damn too loving to take advantage of my little ME....so moving on, the mischievous Olu and I were so crazy about "Tamia - I'm So into You".....Maybe this would be the song I finally drop my PANTIES to....Oh No! Not this? Ha!

And the mofo, who eventually took my innocence....hehehe...well, took my innocence in day light ROBBERY and didn't even give me any fairytale to RIDE with despite the fact that we both loved "R.Kelly - 12 Play" and kissed to it with the SMACKING thud of rain on his car  windshields....and hope that the MIST hides from passerby, what's about to go down at the back seat....yet, all that talk of fulfilling your FANTASY....in 12 play. Choi! No candles, No wine and certainly no MUSIC....And the back seat ain't the right SCENARIO for a first timer... squash and move to another location (Maybe just some little nice words "You are beautiful"...) and viola! My doors unlocked. Mstcheww.... Shaking head for myself. Lol.

Well, if you know me, then you know, movies and books aren't my only CREATIVE fascination. I'm a big lover of great music and my taste in music is super ECLECTIC, as I'm known to enjoy Rock, Pop, Disco, Rap, Dancehall, Jazz, Blues, Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Calypso, Classical, House, Juju, Soukous, Highlife....You Name it, except that if I were to pick a home ground, a FIRST love....it would be R N' B and Acoustic SOUL, mostly because of their great LYRICS, beautiful rhythm and the power of their instrumentation to force you to think and perhaps FEEL. 

Some of the greatest R N'B songs or what some like to call BALLADS have so much INTENSITY to shape our moods, that we laugh, love, fight, miss even cry with the composers and singers of these AMAZING songs.

So I recently noticed that, every time I hear Ushers 'Good Kisser' I'm instantly drawn to an old imagery  of one good KISSER, I remember, (and Dang! I could feel his soft warm LIPS the whole day), as my mind travelled and I tried to SWAY to the beat of this feel good song....my mischievous sister, switched the music channel and what was playing? Ha! John Legend's "Tonight"....Ye! O Pari!!! I'm finished! Good Kisser and Tonight in one breath?....and assuming the man I loved was right here beside me....Mbok, we'll be making PLENTY babies tonight. That's for sure. And thats when it hit me like a light switch....

Imagine how many PEOPLE actually made babies listening to John Legend in the background. Yes! Yes! Aha! Well, with no further ado.....I decided to make my own Top 25 PlayList of BABY MAKING MUSIC .....songs that could easily get a sister knocked up mehn....hahahah...like the many favourites from artistes like Mavin Gaye, Donell Jones, R Kelly, Neyo, Montell Jordan, Keith Sweat, Joe, Tyrese, Al Green, Teddy Pendergrass, George Michael, Isley Brothers, Bobby Valentino, Eric Benet, Maxwell, Bobby Brown, Avant, Jaheim, Tank. Ginuwine and so many other naughty super talented artistes that make you want to love so bad, that you want to GRIND that special person, right there and then. And as confusing as it was making this list, I had to grudgingly narrow it down to my top most all time POPULAR favourite. Alright! Check and LISTEN if your favourite song is on my list....These Songs get me going any time any day (if you've been trying to score PENIS point with me....Well, now you know the one way to my pants...sorry, I meant....HEART) Wink!

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Feel free to share your own favourite Baby Making Music in the Comment box. And oh! Have A Sweet Saturday Lovelies! Plenty Sloppy Kisses....Muaaah!

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