Thursday, 3 April 2014

Funny-Pix: Advertising Helps.... Sex Sells....

I remember a friend of mine berating me some time last year for my mobile DAILY QUICKIES (that's true...I haven't done...err...I meant...written one in a while) And I remember saying to him...SEX SELLS. Well, if you think 'advertising' has matured from its yore of humble beginnings...Hian! You're wrong. Sex still sells... Always has, always will. It may not always be in your face or be intentional, but somehow the human mind has a way of incorporating one of its basic PRIMAL instincts into marketing. I saw these Ads and decided since its Throw-back Thursday, I might as well share them with you. Here they are...


Hmmm...Trust me Buger-King, my mind is already blown. Why blow a bland 'Dick' when I can have a Super Seven Incher that tastes better, right? Shio!!! Hahaha...

Okay, forget the burnt knees...If anything about the power of this vodka is true? Then 'Flirt' is about to flirt with a Fat-Ass bank account. Hehehe.

Oh Disney, this wouldn't be the first time this 'mufu' Mickey will run his loud mouth...Choi! At least I now know what's been keeping Minnie stuck to him since 1928..."His Milk inside of her" Mstcheww.

Whoop! Whoop!... I've been looking for where to spread my legs... Thank you Pontiac! I now know where I'm making my next baby. Muah!

Hell No! Chiquita! Noooo! Can't you see, she doesn't want bananas? ... Look at this silly little scoundrel gleefully sticking his 'most flavourful' banana in her mouth. This is downright abuse! Mbok!!!

Alright!!! Biko...Are there any french speaking members of my blogger family? I'm trying to understand this...let me see...Err...there's something about poison...So in other words, if we don't use TAMPAX, our Vaginas will smell like dead fish? Or better still the 'pum-pum' will smell bad enough to poison a fish? Somebody HELP...Taaaaa!!!

Hian! SPY Sun-glasses una try oh! I can imagine this billboard has the attention of every friggin driver. Seriously, who wouldn't want someone who's happy to sit on their face? Err...just saying! Hahahah!

Hope you loved them just as much as I did? Let me know what you think about these ads and my captions...And oh, don't forget to rate this post and share with others.

Have An Amazing Throw-Back Thursday Lovelies! Kisses!

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