Thursday, 27 March 2014

Funny Pix: Man...And The Perfect Bed-Mate!

Well, there's nothing new about men referring to their toys (machinery) as their 'babes'...giving them all sorts of feminine names and treating them better than they will treat an actual woman...Lol. Okay, let's call this bike 'Betty'.

#1) What's the big deal if an excited owner takes his new covetted babe, Betty to 'bed'... (I mean, I slept with my first pair of shoes...no biggie there. Lol)

#2) Betty not only has to share the tiny bed with him. He also has to keep her warm...duvet et all. Oh! What a loving man. Hahahah.

#3) And wait, let's add some goey-poppy stare and a little cuddle to the mix. I mean, which man wouldn't be excited to have a pretty Betty in bed with him. Ha!

#4) You can bet there's no sleep for him tonight. Or if he does sleep a wink, imagine him dreaming about all the crazy-fun things he could do with Betty indeed.

#5) Let's admit it. He has found his soul-mate. No other object of desire can give him the adrenaline rush Betty can give him.

#6) Besides, there's no better bed-mate for a man than an inanimate 'babe' who won't nag about his snoring, smelly feet or kick him out of his own bed.

Enough said! This is a MATCH made in heaven...Hahahah.

Have An Awesome Thursday Lovelies! Kisses!

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