Thursday, 13 March 2014

Funny Pix: Mama-mia....Mama(sit)a!

This isn't fair, both Mama(s)itas are old enough to be my mother. So I can't even be disrespectful one tier....BUT(T) I can just mildly express my observation right?...hehehe.

1) This really isn't hard to figure...its pretty obvious they are both 'soccer' fans. One is a Chelsea Fan and the Other is an Arsenal Fan...(Abeg, which soccer fan no like attention for their personal club?...*sneeze).

2) If you're a heart broken man and your plan is to walk in to that bar to drink yourself silly...Biko, change of plans...i'll advice you consider throwing 'DARTS' at their 'butt cracks'. Its a far more interesting form of distraction to sooth your pain. Hahaha.

3) It's obvious the 'Red ukwu' is an old champion and can take down any 'erect' obstacles in its way.... but the 'Blue ukwu' seems to be a little out of practice....perhaps it needs some 'fanning'...err sorry...I meant TANNING....either way, we just need to give it some bloody veins. *wink.

4) Wait oh! What am I even saying?... these women are being proactive already...they are not even buying a drink. Why? Perhaps, they are waiting for a 'pick me up'. (Any victims with common interest? Yes we could talk all things footsie. In fact you can play in my park for free, just don't break my back)...hehehe

5) What better way to get a customer than with a big smile that says "Its Bootie-Camp Baby! Come One....Come All." ...Hian!

6) If TIMAYA ever needs to shoot another version of 'UKWU' video...i've found the perfect models...And oh! He wouldn't even have to pay. Hahahahah (my evil laughter).

7) Well for those who like 'old wine'... before you drink from the well, please take your broom along to sweep out the 'cobwebs'. We don't want your willy with willows. Now would we? Still i'll say a prayer for you. (*tongue out).

Wait oh, I have one nagging thought...Is this some silent battle for club supremacy? Please lovelies, which one of these two 'Mama(sit)as' is winning BAR-STOOL-BOOTIE-CAMP hands down? You do know they are not real right? Still, let me know what you think. Hahaha.

Have A Terrific Thursday Lovelies! Kisses.

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