Friday, 7 March 2014

FEMI BRANCH....And The Third Leg?

Hahahahah! I can't stop laughing... I know its weird to start a post this way...but hey! I'm allowed to break all the rules. The reason I'm almost rolling on the floor in stitches is this amazing piece below by my good Friend, Actor, Poet, Author, Voice Over Artist and Brand Ambassador FEMI BRANCH. He's the 'CELEBRITY GUEST POST' Author for Today...and his candid thoughts are 'interesting'. Ever wondered why the PENIS is called the third leg? Aha! Well, Mr Branch isn't famzing this pseudo-name for his 'genitals' at all. Hahahah...And my favourite definition of a leg is " E) A branch of a forked object..." Why? I don't know...there's just something lyrically pleasant about it. Wink. Here's his post...Please read on, and contribute...

THE THIRD LEG? BY FEMI BRANCH

Can someone please explain to me the source or origin of this trite anomaly? What was that person thinking when he (or she for all we care) decided to dub the 'Penis' one's third leg?

Was this choice of appellation informed purely by its geographical location, having been planted (presumably due to no fault of it) smack in the middle of the original two legs, cos for the life of me, I can't fathom what other characteristics or traits it shares with that particular limb for it to deserve or earn (as you please) this title!

Rattled by my ranting? Well you should be! Abi na, let's compare and contrast shall we; now the leg is long (in most cases anyway) apologies to all 'dwarfs' (cos some people's dick are longer and thicker than some dwarfs leg o) Pardon my distraction...ehen.... As I was saying, the leg is is defined thus:

leg/lɛg/
noun

a) each of the limbs on which a person or animal walks and stands.

b) each of the supports of a chair, table, or other structure.

c) a section or stage of a journey or process.

d) a branch of a forked object.

e) the half of the field (as divided lengthways through the pitch) away from which the batsman's feet are pointed when standing to receive the ball.

f) a deferential gesture made by drawing back one leg and bending it while keeping the front leg straight.
Okay guys, quick question here, does this in any way sound like even a remote description of your genitals?!

The Leg is also the largest limb in the body and adding the foot and toes, contains 62 joints altogether. So, abeg, how many joints does your dick have or while we're asking, you might want to also enlighten us on the number of bones it contains as well. I mean come on! A third leg?!

The 'distressing' part is how cool most guys FEEL when referring to their 'dick' as a third leg, frankly, I think guys that feel that way might just be struggling with a more than 'slight' deficiency in their pre-nether region!

So the point to all this? Hahahah... I'm sponsoring a Bill which will make it illegal and punishable by excruciating death for anyone, male or female (especially male) making any sort of 'reference' to the dick as any kind or description of Leg. To support this Bill, send your vital statistics (female only please) to saveddick@balls.cum. Third leg kor, fifth elbow ni!!! Nonsense!!!

By Femi Branch

Have a Fantastic Friday Lovelies... And oh what did you think about his thoughts? Please share! Muah!

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