Thursday, 20 February 2014

Funny Pix: What Do Ice-Cream And A Dick Have In Common?

My mischeivious Indian friend Arja has a knack for sending me some amazing ackward photos, he believes might stir up ideas for my blog.

And whilst he leaves me in utter disbelief everytime. I had to share this with you? These girls are hungry for dicks...plain and simple. And I'm not referig to "Dick's' ...some fast food place in seatle, Wyoming. I mean a live human size penis. Okay here's what I picked;

1) These girls are exhibitionists...they have no inhibitions and absolutely no guile about having someone watch them get into some exercise...err sexercise! I mean...just suck the bloody thing inside, will you?! Hian!

2) I'm wondering how long it will take them to eat all of 'him'...yes, HIM...I can't say 'IT', because the gender of this inanimate object has been clearly defined.

3) "Sex sells"...Even the Ice cream parlour has bought into the branding mantra...Now who wouldn't want a dick for $2 or 350 naira? Ha! I'll buy 10k's worth. You nko? Hahaha!

4) The girls wanted a large portion of dick's icecream. It only came in chocolate. Wait o! You mean white men don't pack that much or are they just racist? Lol.

5) They are very greedy. See their small mouth sef. Can't even get the head in. What a bloody waste!

6) Imagine a red blooded male this big, ice cool and tasting so bloody sweet. Men wouldn't have to work so hard to get our attention, would they?.

7) This could well be an anti-gay right publicity. "Hey, look at us...We are cool. We are straight...And oh! We love DICK."

8) I'm verrry amazed at the veins and wrinkles on them. See, the one on the left is a young dick. About 20-25years...still has a lot of plugging to do. But the one on the right...check out the folds/wrinkles... Oh boy! That thing has seen the insides of every porthole down south. You can tell its an aged penis. No doubt!

9) If your man messes up, you can always threaten to replace him. Let him picture you eating up this piece of ice-cream with far more glee than you do sucking him up. Trust me, no man wants to compete...even if its with an ice-cream clone.

10) Can I just a get a VANILLA version of this please...Whaaat?! Don't I have the right to experiment beyond racial boundaries like these adventurous ladies? Abeg, hold ya sef. Unlike poles attract...hehehe!

Please let me know your own take on this picture. You might have noticed something I missed...Yes ke! Have a Terrific Thursday Lovelies. Kisses!

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