Thursday, 27 February 2014

Funny Pix: Six Packs, Lean Muscles And The Jiggles...

Its Another Funny-Pix Thursday. And Err...Yes, The 'mofo' should have trained. Duh! Even though something tells me this is supposed to be a body building contest. I can't help wondering if its a contest for "Who's got the largest package". I mean, why are they all so short and hungry looking? What happened to the usual flexing of over-charged 'muscles' that body builders are famous for? Lol. Did someone forget to toss them some full cream milk, meat or egg whites?...Ha! Let's just call it "Six packs, Lean muscles and the Jiggles"...Hahaha!

Can't you see No.70 who looks like burnt 'toast' with his number tag on his 'crotch'...same with everyone behind...and err...the 4 feet version of Matthew McConaughey in black thongs striking his sexiest pose whilst Mr Blue and Red panties are obviously intimidated by another well-hung brother...men and their vain insecurities! Shio!!!

Now, No.72...You really have to be kidding me. Guy, where the hell is your brain and your google map? Don't you see, you are lost in the wrong set up eh? Yes, I applaud you for your bravery... still you are hereby fined to a 3 count charge against you for;

1) Optical obstruction of penile code.
2) Tan-less presentation of self.
3) And 'one-pack' of no esteem.

Remember to show up to court with your man-boobs, six-packs and err...sorry, your dildo for penile support (cos there's no hope for you down there). Hahahah.

Signed by District Attorney For Men Affairs. Winks. Have An Awesome Throw-Back Thursday Lovelies. Kisses!

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